Monthly Archives: August 2014

Fighting Pain and Suffering With Breakfast Burritos

We in the ivory towers of launchday headquarters inc recognize there is pain and suffering in the world. And that’s fine. We’re (third person plural) not trying to minimize that. But allow us (third person plural) to counter with the … Continue reading

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Hypothesis: Email Is Literally Retarded

The Google thingie defines “retarded” thusly: adjective less advanced in mental, physical, or social development than is usual for one’s age. informal offensive very foolish or stupid. It is therefore the premise of this HSA (“highly scientific article”) to demonstrate … Continue reading

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