Monthly Archives: December 2008

Song 23 – “Was That Chuck Norris?”

Another song today. What can I say, I’m feeling prolific. This little ditty is about a guy working at a diner – a regular guy doing the best he can to make it. Everybody, I want to hear you singing … Continue reading

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Song 22 – “Must Have It”

New song today, “Must Have It.” Crank it and enjoy. Update — I’ve added tabs for the 3 guitars and bass in the tab section under Song Details. PS. Dear 2008 — good riddance. Youre so yesterday. 2009 — hellllooooo, … Continue reading

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A List Of Things That I Like

In no particular order: * Kung Fu * Trebuchets * Fireworks * Coffee * Outer Space * The Ways of The Jedi * Money * Slamball * Murdoch from The A Team * Dokken *  Internet * Bicycles * Ninjas … Continue reading

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Song 21 – “Workdog”

New music today, this one’s called “Workdog.” It’s about working, and how you can find yourself on the bottom or the top but at the end unfortunately its all a facade. We take none of it with us. (& Im … Continue reading

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what not to say to a woman, pt 1

I was getting a cup of coffee today (with my new mug) and saw a young woman that looked exactly like Minnie Driver. But I dont think you can say that out loud. Its like saying, “You are somehow cute, … Continue reading

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Now hiring – Office Politics Consultant

It has been leaked, and it is all true. Launch Day Enterprise Executive Inc LLC (patent pending) board of trustees’ has mandated from their cedar-paneled lavishly carpeted ivory throneroom that what this place needs is an Office Politics Consultant. Much … Continue reading

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