i ate my vegetables and drank up all my milk

il emptied all the trash and didnt cry when lassie got killed

i studied all my lessons and practiced my bassoon

i never asked for pricey stuff like vidal sassoon



whats in it for me man to play by your rules

im thinking your putting one over

i really dont think my face will stick like that

or that spinach will help me grow older.



you said id shoot my eye out but i think that might look cool

id be a tough guy pirate with one eye and attitude

im in my yoda jammies and the force is strong with me

but i fall asleep before the ewok finale



whats in it for me man to play by your rules

im thinking your putting one over

i really dont think my face will stick like that

or that spinach will help me grow older.